Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Sneaky Sleeper
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Do Fetuses Dream of Embryonic Sheep?
- Certain flavors of food or smells
- Your Mom's heartbeat
- My singing
- The dogs barking
- Your Mom's internal organs
- Being jostled (like in a car ride)
- Kicking
- Music
- The Paul McCartney & Ben Folds Concerts
- Guitar Music
- The feeling of being on a walk
- That time we put the flashlight up to the belly
- My singing
- Spicy Food
- My singing
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Cosmic Happenings
For example, last night your Mom and I both had dreams about me eating Fruity Pebbles, the cereal. In my dream, I could taste the cereal (which I'd never had before). Your Mom told me this morning that she too had a dream in which I ate Fruity Pebbles, and I loved them! (by the way, I did try them this morning, and they were alright. Cocoa Pebbles are better). But is being pregnant tying your Mom into some sort of cosmic connector? How else could she have received the signal I was transmitting and had her own Aaron and Fruity Pebbles dream?
What, that's not fruity enough for you?
Okay, check out this weird Twilight Zone connection. Remember yesterday's entry about the pigment (or lack there of) in your hair? I joked about what your Mom and I would look like with all white hair.
So this morning your Mom went into see our friend Myra for a haircut. And guess what they found growing from your Mom's head?
A single white hair.
And it was short, too, which means it's relatively new. Perhaps even one day old?
So, what do you think? Is pregnancy tapping your mother into some sort of cosmic interconnectedness craziness or are you just giving her grey hairs already? Is having you in her belly tapping your Mom into the world's unconscious and cereal-related desires, or is it just a mere coincidence?
Whatever the meaning behind these ESP happenings, nothing really compares to the magic of feeling you kick. Your Mom told someone the other day that everytime you kick, she can't help but smile. I had my hand on her belly last night, and I got to feel you kicking up a major storm. I couldn't help but smile either. Now THAT is a cosmic happening (not me smiling (i do that a lot); i was referring to the feeling you kick part!).
Oh, and Belly Button Watch Day Whatever it is: It's still an inny! Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Ice Cream and Odd Dreams
And since you can now taste everything your mom is eating, that means that you devoured it too. And it most likely means you had shark eyes too. But, then again, why wouldn't you go crazy for ice cream that describes itself thusly: "A luscious, dark chocolate ice cream containing chocolate peanut butter brownies, flakes of dark chocolate, roasted almonds, chopped pecans, and walnuts surrounded by a caramel sauce and a whipped topping swirl."
Just for the record, I shall rename this ice cream flavor "Chocolate Brownie Overlord."
You must have enjoyed the Overlord too, since you were kicking like crazy after she ate it!
But, following this sweet treat, your Mom didn't exactly have sweet dreams. Ice cream mixed with pregnancy (or actually just pregnancy alone) makes for some odd sleep stories!
Your Mom recounted this odd tale to me today over lunch.
Near the end of the dream, she reached in her purse and pulled out a bottle of Tylenol which, upon inspection, had expired in 1973. Holly then chided the owner of the Tylenol for having such an old bottle. Then, she opened said bottle and out came a cockroach!
This cockroach tried to run from her, but like an Iraqi journalist, your Mom kept throwing shoes at the bug until she finally struck it.
One of the dogs approached the roach and sniffed at it. Your Mother was worried that they would get sick from eating the roach.
But before anything could be done about that, she was on her back giving birth. Except, instead of a traditional birth, you just sort of teleported out of your womb and stood on her stomach.
Apparently, you were about 2 years old, had an elvish look, were butt naked and had a mop of curly blonde hair.
You looked at her. You said "Hello" in a goofy voice, which your Mom can repeat for you. And then you up and r-u-n-n-o-f-t!
But, before any emotional impact of this could sink in, your Mom woke up!
What does it mean? Who knows! Apparently, your Mom is not alone in having crazy pregnancy dreams, so she's not worried that you'll magically teleport out of her belly as a naked two year old.
Two things we do know, though, is that all purse Tylenol will have its expiration date checked immediately, and this dream will probably NOT curb late night ice cream eating. We will continue to bow down to our Chocolate Brownie Overlord.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Dream Machine
But don't worry, headaches are a supposed common occurrence during the second trimester...which we are almost officially in. In fact, if my calculations are correct (which they're probably not...I was an English major, after all), then on this coming Sunday we'll be in our last week of the First Trimester!
Then, in the second trimester, the major action comes! The bump will grow, we'll find out your gender, and we might learn more about delivery and breathing and all that junk. But, I will be a little sad to see the first tri-mester go; after all, the first tri-mester is when you were our little secret! It's when you grew from basically nothing all the way up the small-to-mid-size produce section (from a poppy seed all the way to a lime!) It's when you grew from some sort of water-dwelling tadpole-like naked baby hamster-looking creature to be humanoid!
And the first tri-mester is when all of our dreams for you and our life together (and apart, if you ever want to spend the night at a friend's house...as long as that friend isn't a nogoodnick).
With the nausea, though, I seriously doubt your Mom will be as sad to see the First Tri-Mester end.
Speaking of dreams, though, I've been having a couple weird ones lately.
They all involve your mother, pregnant with you, doing extremely dangerous things for a pregnant lady to be doing!
In one dream, she went down the world's most terrifying water slide.
I'm a bit fuzzy on the details of that dream. But the next one was much more vivid. In this one your mother, more pregnant than she acutally is, ascends a long, winding staircase; she climbs higher and higher into the sky.
At this point, I'm growing more and more concerned.
At the top of the stairs it's revealed that she's on the world's tallest diving platform.
Despite my protests and abject concerns, your mother jumps off the diving board and into the pool far, far below.
I even woke up mad at her, but then had to remind myself that our inflatable pool is only 2.5 feet deep and that nobody, pregnant or not, can really be submerged in it, nevermind diving into it.
But don't worry, I'll make sure your Mom doesn't sign up for the USA diving team any time soon.
In the meantime, though, I hope you're ready- because next week (I think) you're over a third-of-the-way toward coming out into the world!