This is also great, because now we know the cool clothes we've been registering for and buying you (and receiving as gifts) don't need to be returned!
I got you a totally awesome t-shirt (for when you're one year old) featuring Darth Vader (seen here playing bass and floating above the band):
Your mom got you a retro Ghostbusters t-shirt that looks like this:
And your Auntie Sham got you the coolest Beatles onesie:
If they made that Yellow Submarine onesie in adult sizes (and if society would allow a grown man to walk around in a legless unitard) I would totally get a matching one!
So, even though we don't know if you'll like Ghostbusters, Star Wars and the Beatles (and you won't be exposed to two out of three of those until you're at least three), we've decided to impose our cultural likes and dislikes upon you! Enjoy!
But, you'll be oppressed by our pop culture tastes in style, my son! And, if, when you get older you want to ditch Star Wars, Ghostbusters and the Beatles for Star Trek, Ghost Hunters and The Rolling Stones, we'll be there to take you shopping!