Scary Sonogram and Gender Prediction Ender

The sonogram technician yesterday said she wouldn't show us a close-up of your face because, basically, right now it's only skin tightly draped over bone, creating quite a skeletal visage. She said lots of people get scared when they see it; so we were okay with that.


But then the Doctor came in to do his sonogram and almost immediately showed us your face! Now, it certainly doesn't look "cute" due to the facts mentioned above, and also because the sonogram is an x-ray-ing device...causing us to see through things that we normally can't see through. The result is that the sonogram looks a bit scary right now!

Almost like the Predator, the Donnie Darko Rabbit or Jack Skellington:

Oh, by the way, no chance you're seeing "Predator" or "Donnie Darko" for a long, long time. But, "Nightmare Before Christmas," we can probably arrange sooner than later.

No matter what celebrity skeleton the sonogram resembles, everyone can agree that you look like your Mother when she's hungry (and angry). Actually, we have no doubt about how cute and precious you're going to be; which is why I can openly share that scary sonogram with you. It's not everyday that someone gets to see their pre-natal skull! Pretty cool!


Now your profile, like the sonogram technician said, is all the proof we need that you're adorable! You've got a little button nose, a tiny teeny ching and a good looking head!

Look at that punum!

SPOILERS BELOW: Don't read on if you don't want to know the baby's gender.

But, of course, your multitude of fans didn't congregate here to marvel at your face. Today, they're much more interested in something below the belt. So, without further adieu (and only a slight qualification (the Doctor said he was 90% sure about this diagnosis)):

YOU'RE A BOY!

Here's the evidence:

And to celebrate, please enjoy this song by, of course, John Lennon, that really aptly sums up what's been going on in both your Mother's and my head since we found out!

Also, proving you're already a leader and not a follower, you totally proved all those Old Wives Tales to be COMPLETELY wrong! Look at you, already a solid Weinstein de-bunker!